You may think it’s ridiculous that some people don’t want their children watching Barack Obama’s stay-in-school message. But, what the liberal media won’t tell you is that along with Obama’s socialist indoctrination, there will also be a new pledge unveiled which will become mandatory for all children.
“I pledge allegiance to Barack Obama, the supreme leader of America; and to the Socialism, for which he stands; one nation, under Barack, with FEMA camps and death panels for all.”
Florida Republican, and batshit crazy GOP chairman responded – “I hate the President, America and everything they stand for. I also hate education and cry myself to sleep every night.”
So, the message is – Liberal kids, stay in school. Conservative kids, stay home, watch TV, and help yourself to another heaping helping of KFC double-down sandwiches.
UPDATE: OMG!!!1!! I just learned that Obama will open with passage from the Koran. The “lesson plan” will include extra credit for same-sex sexual experimentation, a pamphlet on the awesome fun of abortions, and a checklist on how to encourage your grandparents to kill themselves.
