Over at Ridiculously Inconsistent Trickle of Consciousness Clark ponders the pointlessness of a few pretentious foods.

“Applewood smoked bacon – What. In the hell. Is that. Note to people who eat stuff: when it comes to fruit that grows on trees, it’s the fruit that tastes like fruit, not the branches. I wouldn’t cook wienies over a fire from burning orange tree branches and expect a hot dog to taste like a Mimosa. So why would I expect apple wood to alter the flavor of bacon? Do you know any bacon enthusiasts who have any complaints about how bacon tastes? Of course not! They love it because it tastes like bacon!”

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